The ONLY Newspaper Devoted to Selinsgrove! VANDALISM ON YOUR BLOCK? THE OSN WILL INVESTIGATE! Please email news tips to Hildelysiak@gmail.com
Oh no! Creepy Clowns? More like clowning around if you ask me!
Everyone is Selinsgrove has been freaking out over people dressing up like clowns. How ridiculous! What are they going to do? Squirt you to death with their flower?
This is what happens when people begin reporting things without knowing the facts. I’ve investigated every single one of these claims and couldn’t find any actual evidence of people dressing up like clowns going around scaring anyone!
Of course, that doesn’t mean that people won’t begin dressing up like scary clowns in Selinsgrove. As a lover of scary movies (my favorites are The Shining, The Ring, and the old version of Blair Witch), I say bring in the clowns!
And if I see one of these creepy clowns on my block I’m not going to call the police. I’m going to ask for an interview — and then honk on its red nose!