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By Hilde Kate Lysiak
March 18, 2020
A business is closing temporarily because no toilet paper is available.
Patagonia Health and Fitness, on 316 Naugle Ave, says they were forced to shut down their smoothie shop for “lack of available toilet paper.” The gym will remain open until — unless they “run out of toilet paper.”
A sign posted outside the business read “At this time we have decided to close the Smoothie shop until further notice. With the lack of availability of toilet paper we are unable to provide public restrooms. The gym will be available for all members unless we run out of toilet paper.”